by Blain Bursch
Before the bus emerged from rain, a woman spoke to me. With childlike voices, she unfolded rapid paragraphs, the oral history of an errand: “It was raining afterward, so I stayed in the store. It stopped raining and I walked outside to wait for the bus. The rain’s starting again so I hope the bus shows up soon . . .” I backstepped, noticing mouth-foam, twitches.
She seemed friendly, so I offered the best compliment I could imagine: “That’s logical.”
When everyone boarded the bus, her monologue targeted “Joe,” the driver she called by a first name. Joe eventually stopped responding and tightened his grip on the steering wheel.
“I lost my sunglasses today, Joe, and my eyes got wet. What do you think of that?”
Joe dodged the question, droning an upcoming stop over the intercom: “Sunshine Grocery.”
After minutes of declarations, she asked, “Are you my friend anymore, Joe?” The other passengers had already begun to scowl, to tighten holds on grocery bags and backpacks.
This time Joe answered, quiet even over the intercom: “Yeah.”
At the end of paragraphs, she returned to lost sunglasses and wet eyes. “What do you think of that?” Her inquiry soared to hysteria. “What do you think of that idea?”
Joe picked up the radio, perhaps to report an escalation of tension, perhaps to look occupied. The lady turned around, toward me in the back row.
“Joe’s not my friend anymore,” in perhaps the most tragic statement ever uttered on a city bus. The lady actually sobbed. Another woman withdrew to the safe distance of front rows.
“Lady,” I said, reaching for some kind of rationale, “he’s still your friend.” I entered child psychology mode. “It’s a rule. You can’t talk to the driver while the bus is in motion.” I indicated the sign that in fact said that.
“I’m sorry.” Wiping eyelids, she began another paragraph.
As the crosshairs of her conversation zeroed on me, I lied: “No one’s supposed to talk while the bus is in motion.”
Not silence, for traffic swished down rivers of rainy concrete, but vocal void filled the bus, the kind customary on stoic Midwestern transit routes. After blocks, the woman pulled the stopline.
Before exiting, as if their “friendship” had never ceased, she told Joe goodbyes, perhaps noting in her mind that the bus was not in motion. Joe again resumed his stiff grip on the steering wheel, muttering “Okay” between her paragraphs as traffic halted behind us. When finally the pneumatic door sealed and the bus drove on, the woman and I waved to each other through windows. Perhaps she never spoke on another moving bus, like the rest of us.